Rover's Morning Glory

Window cleaning, marathon walking, and fruit flies. Creamed corn for lunch. Timothee Chalamet manspreading at the New York Knicks game. Rover manspreads. A video with Noah Beck and his mother has resurfaced after his sister has been accused of "grooming" a student. Viral trend of beating up homeless man. What did the doctor say at JLR's E.D. appointment? Surveillance video of the moment before the Strongsville Costco shooting. Emily Blunt. Duji fan girls because a chef from the show 24 in 24 liked one of her comments. After police investigations, artist D4VD has been arrested for the murder of a 14-year-old girl. Murder suicide. Max Quinn comes into the studio to tell his side of the homerun ball debacle at the Guardians game. Rover gives Max an opportunity to redeem himself. Former FBI director James Comey has turned himself in. Baseball catcher caught mouthing obscene words about another player. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Window cleaning, marathon walking, and fruit flies. Creamed corn for lunch. Timothee Chalamet manspreading at the New York Knicks game. Rover manspreads. A video with Noah Beck and his mother has resurfaced after his sister has been accused of "grooming" a student. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Viral trend of beating up homeless man. What did the doctor say at JLR's E.D. appointment? Surveillance video of the moment before the Strongsville Costco shooting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily Blunt. Duji fan girls because a chef from the show 24 in 24 liked one of her comments. After police investigations, artist D4VD has been arrested for the murder of a 14-year-old girl. Murder suicide. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Max Quinn comes into the studio to tell his side of the homerun ball debacle at the Guardians game. Rover gives Max an opportunity to redeem himself. Former FBI director James Comey has turned himself in. Baseball catcher caught mouthing obscene words about another player. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did MEWL say when JLR told her about how much money Charlie got for his punishment plate? How is JLR's diet going? A man in India digs up his dead sister to retrieve money from her bank account. Duji' s mom calls her to buy things from QVC. Charlie the Executor. Guardians fan who attempted to catch homerun ball deletes all of his social media. What did they find inside Krystle's cyst? JLR has his E.D. Appointment. Live streamer hit by a car. Rover is thinking about running a marathon. Video of a man groping a woman at the bar when her husband knocks him out cold. Fight broke out at the Yankees vs. Rangers game. Duji insists on having cable installed to her basement TV. The mother of the girl who had the baseball stolen from her at the Guardians game calls into the show. Lisa Kudrow interview reveals the cast of Friends makes $20 million a year in residuals. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did MEWL say when JLR told her about how much money Charlie got for his punishment plate? How is JLR's diet going? A man in India digs up his dead sister to retrieve money from her bank account. Duji' s mom calls her to buy things from QVC. Charlie the Executor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guardians fan who attempted to catch homerun ball deletes all of his social media. What did they find inside Krystle's cyst? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji insists on having cable installed to her basement TV. The mother of the girl who had the baseball stolen from her at the Guardians game calls into the show. Lisa Kudrow interview reveals the cast of Friends makes $20 million a year in residuals. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR has his E.D. Appointment. Live streamer hit by a car. Rover is thinking about running a marathon. Video of a man groping a woman at the bar when her husband knocks him out cold. Fight broke out at the Yankees vs. Rangers game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Update on the breaking and entering in Rover's apartment. Ilhan Omar referred to World War II as "World War Eleven." Duji recaps being an extra for a TV show. Buccaneers' Tez Johnson shows off new girlfriend after ugly split with fiancée Charlie finally got his license plate approved. British mom dies by assisted suicide after the death of her only son. Mike Vrabel jets to Salt Lake City mid-NFL draft, buys wife apology present.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Update on B2's ankle. Man who shot disabled veteran on Seattle Waterfront sentenced to prison. Duji went to Michigan to clean out her mom's apartment. Duji is going to be an extra in a film. Jeffrey is going to see a urologist for ED. Rover gives an update on the guy that was walking through his apartment. A guy tried to shoot up the White House Correspondent's dinner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji is late because of construction. Rover and Duji get into a heated argument over Gia. Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel caught kissing at NYC bar 6 years before scandal. Duji is driving to Michigan to deal with her Mom who is in the hospital. US soldier charged after winning $400,000 betting on removal of Maduro. Rover's smoke alarm is going off at his house. Wealthy writer proudly admits to shoplifting from Whole Foods. Gilgo Beach killer Rex Heuermann's ex-wife says she now lives in basement where he murdered seven victims.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police investigating claims that Storage Wars star Darrell Sheets was tormented by cyberbully before suicide. Two Boston Marathon runners stop to help exhausted man. Woman says she may have swallowed fingertip in Trader Joe's juice. Top Trump terror official suspended over sugar baby allegations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy that knows a guy that met CM Punk clears the air surrounding the wrestler's latest antics. Florida opens criminal investigation into OpenAI over ChatGPT's alleged role in FSU shooting. Prego pasta sauce wants to record your family with a new device. Who is the biggest gold digger? The Blind Side actor Quinton Aaron says he woke up from a coma and learned his wife was married to another man. Police scold teens for a nerf gun war. Rover is thinking of going to The Kentucky Derby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji won't say how much she spent over the weekend at a dance competition. CM Punk smacks away fan's phone after WrestleMania loss. Rover doesn't remember how much is wedding was. Olympian Noah Lyles reacts to his wifes wedding dress and looks unimpressed. A high school student shot herself on the anniversary of Columbine. Matador gets his butthole perforated in Spain. Tesla owners sue Elon Musk’s automaker for ‘misleading’ them about self-driving tech. Duji is planning on giving her daughter her car. Ohio girl suffocated to death in 'freak accident' after Hyundai SUV seat folds down on her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey recaps WrestleMania. Are peanut allergies real? Hundreds of activists are pepper sprayed in violent clash with deputies at beagle research facility. Skid Row homeless people are testing their drugs on dogs. Chinese automaker is putting a toilet in their vehicle. 62 million men are enrolled in a rape academy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie is late. SWAT officer caught swiping on Tinder while in an active stand off. Detroit clerk says girl mouthed 'help' to him after kidnapping. Duji doesn't know the difference between Adam Duritz and Darius Rucker. Ex-Bama star accused of impersonating NFL players for loans. Student accused of trying to murder Sam Altman talked to a podcast host before he firebombed the house. Snitzer and Duji are pro cutting in lines.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey reveals how much he spent to get rid of the piano his son stole. Woman sues Carnival cruise ship after drinking too much. Coachella guest dubbed ‘most beautiful girl alive’ on social media. Jeffrey wants people that the truck his fence company is selling has major transmission issues. Hot New York Botanical Garden employee causes online craze. Allbirds shares jump over 400% on plans to pivot to AI from sneakers. Amazon worker dies on warehouse floor in Oregon. Workers were told to keep going as body stayed put. Rover is thinking of dethatching his lawn.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mariah Carey. Rover had a risky drive home. Pooping in a bag in your car. Homeowner doesn't pay dumpster company, so they emptied all the garbage back onto their property. Duji paid for junk removal. Rover paid $3k for a new windshield. Tinted windshields. Clavicular was sent to the hospital after he overdosed. "Manosphere" influencer Sneako was assaulted while livestreaming. NFL reporter Diana Russini, who was seen with Mike Vrabel, has resigned. Allegedly, RFK Jr. cut the penis off of a dead racoon on the road. Baby Jessica was arrested for domestic assault. Corey the board op shares his knowledge about baby Jessica. JLR saw Titanic in theater with the girl he dated before MEWL. The photographer who took the picture of baby Jessica calls into the show. T.I.'s son King Harris was arrested for speeding and drugs in Georgia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.